Finnish Brute Force - World of Warcraft: WotLK Guild on EU-Aszune

Good evening. May the Lich King slaughter the living! After the unfortunate accident suffered by Dr. Putricide, the once raised princes Valanar, Keleseth and Taldaram decided to follow their great inspiration and join him in an another death by committing suicide. Rumors concerning the involvement of Finnish Brute Force have been greatly exaggerated and should be disregarded as false Alliance propaganda.

All hail the Lich King. May his scourgy scourgeness scourge us all!

The Blood Prince Council

[Cryptmaker] (Arcueid)
[Royal Crimson Cloak] (Brightblade)
[Shadow Silk Spindle] (Gramno)

Good evening. All hail the one true King! Professor Hubert Maximillian Putricide was killed yesterday in an unfortunate accident. Dr. Putricide was reportedly concocting a new plague to eliminate all life on Azeroth, but his glorious research was sadly interrupted after he slipped on his own oozes and choked to death from inhaling his own gasses. His glorious sacrifices to the Scourge shall be forever remembered. Eye witnesses have reported seen five members of the Finnish Brute Force inside Dr. Putricides' laboratory. The inquisitor hotline is open for any tips regarding some stolen PHAT LEWTS and equipment.

This has been the ICC News. May the Lich King protect us all!

Professor Putricide

[Vanquisher's Mark of Sanctification] (Tac)
[Vanquisher's Mark of Sanctification] (Ruiti)
[Tiny Abomination in a Jar] (Tac)

Finally the gnomes blasted their heads hard enough to the next door of Icecrown Citadel.Soon after this the Finnish Brute Force rampaged through to the domain of Professor Putricide! After killing their ugly ass dogs, Rotface and Festergut got a wee bit pissed off so we had to put them down. The bastards gave us a small ride, but eventually their corpses littered the floor. And magically we found cool trinkets and weapons in their bellies! Whopee!

Putricide'll be dead in a moment.

Rotface

[Seal of Many Mouths] (Ääretön)
[Trauma] (Alfenster)
[Aldriana's Gloves of Secrecy] (Protonai)

Festergut

[Black Bruise] (Ääretön)
[Plague Scientist's Boots] (Odeliini)
[Gangrenous Leggings] (Protonai)

Bless those gnomes. The little buggers have been smashing their tiny heads to the main entrance of Icecrown Citadel for a few months now and finally the saronite gateway gave in. Filled with civilized RAAAAAAGGGE and tact KILL'EM ALL spirit, the guys 'n gals of Finnish Brute Force breezed through the first four obstacles put up by the Lich King. A rather simple endeavor really... Now we got another month to wait before we get to "#%&"#¤ KILL EVERY MOTHER"#¤%#" fool in the next wing. Here's hoping the wait goes fast...

Oh. It's always nice to beat up the Horde. Bunch of miscreants the lot of them...

Deathbringer Saurfang

[Greatcloak of the Turned Champion] (Gramno)
[Protector's Mark of Sanctification] (Keffi)
[Protector's Mark of Sanctification] (Celenia)

Gunship Battle

[Shadowvault Slayer's Cloak] (Tac)
[Polar Bear Claw Bracers] (Keffi)
[Gunship Captain's Mittens] (Piritax)

Lady Deathwhisper

[Blood-Soaked Saronite Stompers] (Eireca)
[Ring of Maddening Whispers] (Vanaar)
Deathwhisper Chestpiece - not in wowhead yet (Ruiti)

Lord Marrowgar

[Gendarme's Cuirass] (Ligur)
[Bone Sentinel's Amulet] (Xin)
[Loop of the Endless Labyrinth] (Odeliini)

And so it was written, that before the final push to Icecrown Citadel the liutenants of the Lich King shall be captured and chained. And so it is written that 25 heroes of the Finnish Brute Force will come and with great fury and anger shall they lay them to waste. It is also written, that the "Angel Priest" of FBF shall sue the aforementioned angels for libel and copyright infringement. Don't fuck with us.

Twin Valkyrs HC

[Breastplate of the Frozen Lake] (Alfenster)
[Sabatons of Ruthless Judgment] (Sticker)
[Lupine Longstaff] (Protonai)

Following notes were written from the encounter. Buff Lolgalon, he's a weakling. Secondly, buff shamans with bigger mana pool. Last but not least, remove the 48h cooldown between killing the boss and actually getting loot out of the freakin' chest. Ty.

Algalon the Observer

[Reply-Code Alpha] (Preda)
[Breastplate of the Timeless] (Alfenster)
[Drape of the Messenger] (Gramno)
[Pendant of the Somber Witness] (Ruiti)

 Garrosh: "FOUR THE HoRD!"
 Itza: "Your knees are mine!"
 >insert_explosion<
 FBF: "I R RAIDERZ!"
 Guild chat: "Attumen 19%?"

Faction Champions HC

[Cuirass of Calamitous Fate] (Timppa)
[Pride of the Eredar] (Brightblade)
[Ring of the Darkmender] (Alfenster)

Alfenster: "My god... what is that gmome doing?!"
Cerebear: "It's a demon!!!"
Vanaar: "Haha... the gnome is dead!"
>insert fight scene<
FBF: "LOL NNNUB Jaraxxus ^^"

On the next episode of Heroics...
FBF: "LOL two Vanaar-imitators!"

Lord Jaraxxus HC

[Girdle of Bloodied Scars] (Glendus)
[Bastion of Purity] (Alfenster)
[Vestments of the Shattered Fellowship] (Cerebear)

It's the same boss again, why bother to post another news about it? Because this one was done with MAD SKILL. Enjoy!

A Tribute to Mad Skill (10 player)

Because Vanaar can't wait for the fabled Icecrown patch, he decided to cryogenically (read: frost nova) pyroblast, he checked what was, as they say, up.... or downed. freeze himself so he's got some backlog in the news department. When he finally was defrosted by a misfired pyroblast, he checked what was, as they say, up.... or downed. Turned out that 10 crazy people clicked the wrong button in the Crusaders Coliseum and proceeded to whoop ass and brutally murder every single moving... and targetable mofo in that place.

A few hours later they were cleaning their armor from the guts of Hardy Spider Anub'arak. So then they got bored, invited 15 more friends and kicked the living crap out of the Beasts of Northrend... again. Next up we're going for the Eredar Lord Jaraxxus. I'm sure his head will look real nice in my crib!

Northrend Beasts HC

[Chestplate of the Towering Monstrosity] (Keffi)
[Shawl of the Refreshing Winds] (Odeliini)
[Belt of the Ice Burrower] (Celenia)

Anub'arak 10 hc

[Spellstorm Blade] (Fagina)